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besotted, blind drunk, blotto, crocked, fuddled, loaded, pie-eyed, pissed, pixilated, plastered, slopped, sloshed, smashed, soaked, soused, sozzled, squiffy, stiff, tight, wet

askew, awry, lopsided, skew-whiff, wonky

absurd, derisory, idiotic, laughable, ludicrous, nonsensical, preposterous, ridiculous